You groaned as you made your way to the training grounds. You couldn't believe it. This was easily the worst day of the week so far, and Germany was going to make you train on top of it.
Today you had woken in blinding agony and a terribly foul mood to a ringing phone. Begrudgingly, you left the comfortable warmth of your bed to answer the infernal thing.
It was Germany, wondering why you were so late. You tried to explain that you weren't coming training today, but he was having none of it.
So, you reluctantly dressed and left your house.
As soon as you came into sight, Germany started yelling about how late you were. "Bitch, bitch, bitch." you grumbled.
"[Name]!" Italy greeted you with a hug and you hugged back.
"Care to explain why you couldn't be here on time, [Name]?" asked Germany, with folded arms.
You sighed. "Well, I tried explaining on the phone," you started. "I can't train today."
Germany raised an eyebrow. "And why not?" he asked.
Biting your lip, you motioned for him to come closer. As he did you leaned up and whispered in his ear.
Almost instantly, he pulled away, red faced and quite clearly uncomfortable. "O-Oh, I see... Okay, y-you're dismissed from training for the rest of the week." he spluttered.
"Germany, I can't train either!" said Italy, wrapping his arms back around you. "I have the same thing as [Name]."
You cast Italy a sideways glance, eyebrows knitted together.
Germany refolded his arms. "Really?" he asked, earning a nod from Italy. "Is it bad?"
With another nod, tears started to well in Italy's eyes. "It's really, really bad!" he whined.
"Is your back hurting?"
Germany sighed. "How are your ovaries?"
Italy tilted his head. "What?"
You finally let yourself laugh, doubling over. Italy was such an adorable dork sometimes.
Germany, however, didn't find it so amusing. "[Name] is on her menstrual cycle, Italy." he explained.
Still laughing, you looped your arms around Italy's neck. "You cutie pie." you giggled.
Italy's face darkened. "Oops..." He began giggling along.
Well, that made your day a million times better.